The Simplest Thing
Sitting in my living room which has been torn apart by a toddler, but my belly is full of pizza.

Sitting in my living room which has been torn apart by a toddler, but my belly is full of pizza.

thedorkiestviking:

papadaftpunk:

american sex education be like

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UI JUST SPIT OUT MY JUICE

thatfunnyblog:

 

The President of France Getting Left Hanging [x]

Previously: The King of Sweden Wearing Silly Hats

Me IRL. 

HE FINALLY DID IT LOOK HOW SATISFIED HE IS

THANKS OBAMA

justplainsomething:

totaleclipseofthedick:

I love the bond that forms between students in an awful class

http://25.media.tumblr.com/cc30e79c49bd2ceeb8f4678f24338e12/tumblr_mvlmt4OOZr1robby5o1_500.jpg

effietrinkct:

Ugh god, you know I never would have got in if you said we were going to suburbia

kyubiisaan:

lowwbloods:

officialwillowpape:

i searched up ‘hurdlers without hurdles’ on google and i dont regret it

these boots are made for walkin

The ol razzle dazzle

kyubiisaan:

lowwbloods:

officialwillowpape:

i searched up ‘hurdlers without hurdles’ on google and i dont regret it

these boots are made for walkin

The ol razzle dazzle

enayalate-h8-with-fireworks:

timothydelaghetto:

kindof-interesting:

Photographer’s girlfriend leads him around the world

Man I’ve reblogged this like 3 times already.. I never do that. But I LOVE THIS SO MUCH, SON!

wow, this is amazing

lilbijou:

moon—cunt:

prowlish:

superwolfboneswholockgiraffe:

spacemuffinz:

hawaiiansquirrel:

luanlegacy:

stanley-tsaii:

Just a set of quick photos I did for class.

you lost all your energy before you even walked out the door? you lazy bum

That’s exactly what a monday feels like

kinda what social anxiety feels like
I’M GONNA DO IT I’M GONNA DO THE THING WITH THE PEOPLE
*gets to door*
wait never mind i need to alphabetize my sock drawer

this is what chronic illness looks like. :( this is what I go through every single day. Only I’m at half empty before I even get out of bed… :\

exactly what chronic illness looks like. mental or physical. this is a great illustration, which perhaps people with more empathy than “you lazy bum” can relate to.

yeah this is important af

mightyhealthyquest:

IT’S ALWAYS TEA TIME!

coochiejuice:

And y’all worried bout Amanda Bynes

coochiejuice:

And y’all worried bout Amanda Bynes

situpsandfruitcups:

I live for this

situpsandfruitcups:

I live for this

palet-ea:

lost-in-ecstasy:

nonpaura:

This has to be one of my favorite post on tumblr.

wow this is so clever

i want more of this

palet-ea:

lost-in-ecstasy:

nonpaura:

This has to be one of my favorite post on tumblr.

wow this is so clever

i want more of this